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gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this


(Source: loueeh, via cierra-is-a-teenage-dirtbag)

10 word story (via intensional)

(Source: white--elephants, via an-imosity)

All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.


kinda wanna get drunk kinda want to go to sleep

(via -jessicupp)

After we stopped taking my life got alot harder

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.








That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

The number is just going up

And it always will

it hit a million

Thats a lot of single people

(Source: wescalou, via c0urfeyrad)


If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

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